How to tell your parents you’re pregnant?
Backwoods nap time
There has NEVER been anything more true than this.
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
my anonymous friend sent me this and i thought this was really beautiful