not for you santa

the-absolute-best-gifs:

How to tell your parents you’re pregnant?

notforyousanta:

Backwoods nap time

notforyousanta:

Backwoods nap time

tapdancers:

wwehs:

how to be an adult

im sad this was so short because he was about to go so hard

bronzedpearlsx:

There has NEVER been anything more true than this.

gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

anglosexual:

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

this haiku is my favorite haiku

alecstasy:

my anonymous friend sent me this and i thought this was really beautiful

alecstasy:

my anonymous friend sent me this and i thought this was really beautiful

seashellies:

HE KNOWS